Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Did you know people who put Greenville concrete in their butt get memory loss? I don’t remember where I read that though.  .  .   Ha!  Juvenile I know but one of my favorites!   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs,...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Two Well Dressed Upstate SC men

Two well dressed Upstate SC men…. Two well-dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he’s a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well-dressed men mentions...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Did you hear the local Spartanburg concrete plant was flooded last week? They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.     Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – A Cubic Foot of Concrete

Which is heavier? A cubic foot of concrete or a cubic foot of feathers? A cubic foot of Spartanburg concrete is much heavier than a cubic foot of feathers. Concrete is a dense, heavy material, while feathers are much lighter and less dense. A cubic foot of concrete...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Simpsonville Concrete

What do you call the place where Simpsonville concrete is buried? A cemetery.   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We dont do headstones by the way! We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently serving concrete needs...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Concrete Floor without Breaking it?

From how high can you drop an egg onto a Taylors concrete floor without breaking it? Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid Taylors concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity....