Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Did you know people who put Greenville concrete in their butt get memory loss? I don’t remember where I read that though.  .  .   Ha!  Juvenile I know but one of my favorites!   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs,...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Two Well Dressed Upstate SC men

Two well dressed Upstate SC men…. Two well-dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he’s a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well-dressed men mentions...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Did you hear the local Spartanburg concrete plant was flooded last week? They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.     Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – A Cubic Foot of Concrete

Which is heavier? A cubic foot of concrete or a cubic foot of feathers? A cubic foot of Spartanburg concrete is much heavier than a cubic foot of feathers. Concrete is a dense, heavy material, while feathers are much lighter and less dense. A cubic foot of concrete...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Simpsonville Concrete

What do you call the place where Simpsonville concrete is buried? A cemetery.   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We dont do headstones by the way! We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently serving concrete needs...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Concrete Floor without Breaking it?

From how high can you drop an egg onto a Taylors concrete floor without breaking it? Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid Taylors concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity....
Why Concrete is Used to Pave Highways like I-85 in Greenville South Carolina

Why Concrete is Used to Pave Highways like I-85 in Greenville South Carolina

Why is Concrete Used to Pave Highways like I-85 in Greenville South Carolina? Concrete is a popular choice for paving highways due to its durability and long life cycle. It is resistant to cracking, shrinking, and other forms of damage, and can withstand heavy loads...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Human Thigh Bone and Concrete

My wife said, “Do you know that a healthy human thigh bone is tougher than Greenville concrete?” “Yes, I believe you,” I replied, “now please put away the drill.”   Carolina Concrete Designs 🙂 We install concrete driveways,...