Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Did you hear the local Spartanburg concrete plant was flooded last week? They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.     Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – A Cubic Foot of Concrete

Which is heavier? A cubic foot of concrete or a cubic foot of feathers? A cubic foot of Spartanburg concrete is much heavier than a cubic foot of feathers. Concrete is a dense, heavy material, while feathers are much lighter and less dense. A cubic foot of concrete...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Simpsonville Concrete

What do you call the place where Simpsonville concrete is buried? A cemetery.   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We dont do headstones by the way! We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently serving concrete needs...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Concrete Floor without Breaking it?

From how high can you drop an egg onto a Taylors concrete floor without breaking it? Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid Taylors concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity....
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Human Thigh Bone and Concrete

My wife said, “Do you know that a healthy human thigh bone is tougher than Greenville concrete?” “Yes, I believe you,” I replied, “now please put away the drill.”   Carolina Concrete Designs 🙂 We install concrete driveways,...
Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Greer Concrete Slabs

2 Greer concrete slabs walk into a bar.. They sit down and start discussing how tough they are, until the barman asks what they want. Concrete 1: I’ll have a pint, and a shot of tequila, because I’m hard! I’m tough and can handle anything! So the...